GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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