I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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