with your own penis?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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