After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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