Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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