I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just blew my weed a kiss
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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