Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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