Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just pee around me
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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