Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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