i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We need a shit load of segways right now
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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