No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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