My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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