i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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