Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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