You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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