DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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