She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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