Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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