Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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