ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I smell like Dick and happiness
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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