love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Randomize
