I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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