Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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