my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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