i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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