Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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