You work out of a Hotel?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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