talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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