I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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