I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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