i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Someone shattered a urinal.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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