So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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