no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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