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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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