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I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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