singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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