I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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