Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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