dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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