There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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