Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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