so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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