But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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