We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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