We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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