i was born a porn star she said
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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