Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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