What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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