and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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