well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So squirting runs in the family.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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