dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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