ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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