what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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