I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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