Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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